The Victim Diner

Eating at the victim diner is very filling, because the portions are so huge. But it wrecks your digestion.

Everything is Someone Else's Fault

You can get up and walk out of the Victim Diner, as soon as you take responsibility for your life.

The Ordinary Grill

Where everything is bland, safe, and stagnant.

Living Life by Default

Here you can order So-So Saute, Comfortable Curry, Indecision Ice Cream, or Safe Soup.

The Cafe of Dreams

What would your life look life if you really loved your life? Take your dreams off the back burner.

Live Life by Design

This is where we cook up your new dreams, and your new life.